Fapwatchbird's iPod 2ch Threads

In case you haven't noticed already, I started translating another 2ch thread. It's called Fapwatchbird's iPod and is about a VIPPER that gets his hands on his big sis' iPod and asks on 2ch what to do with it.

I know I already have the Molester Man threads and Makai no Ossan to translate and maybe I do have the attention span of a goldfish, but I really couldn't resist. It's just that good. But rest assured, I'll continue to translate the other projects too. Somehow I'll manage. Yeah.


Read Onamidori's iPod HERE!

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  1. That doesn't really sound promising... But at least I'm enjoying this one as well.

    How many Onamidori's Ipod threads are there?

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    1. Umm... many. But it's not like I'll translate only this all the time until it's finished. Anyways, please keep reading Onamidori's iPod.

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  2. First reply "cum on it"
    Not so different from 4chan are they?

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    1. Especially VIP is frighteningly like 4chan. Sometimes it's like staring into a twisted mirror.

      Keep reading though. I especially like the Minami-ke references and their final playlist is just horrible.

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  3. Translator Fag, what is the ratio of the songs that you know yourself, and the ones that you have to look up in google? :D

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    1. Interesting question. I know quite some of the anime/otaku and JPop songs, but I have to look up all the older songs and enka songs.

      I hope, you guys know most of the songs too because the threads probably aren't fun at all if you don't know the songs and their implications.

      The funniest one so far was definitely Cool TAK:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iegH_5fWWUo

      Unfortunately, I don't see it posted a lot these days anymore. Guess it's a bit too old.

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  4. Hey TF, I don't mean to sound impatient, but I am looking forward to your next translation of OPM (and Onamidori's iPod). Has the latest chapter of OPM not been released yet? According to your last translation, it should have been out a week ago...

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  5. Its just out at 19/9/13.
    Now, I wonder how many hours/days it need for Boon to translate it...

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  6. @mackinz, it was not out till a the 19th, aka today. Was delayed for some reason.

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    1. And Boon already done with it.

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  7. These threads are great. Thanks a lot for translating.

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    1. Glad you like them. I'm having a blast translating them.

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  8. «Pafyuumu»

    You don't know about Perfume ?

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    1. «VIPPER : 2008/01/10(Thu) 02:41:27.02 ID:1CLOEr5G0
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      It's Perfume, man. »

      My bad, I'm having fun listening to his playlist thanks for your work.

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    2. I listened to pretty much every song on the bigSisPod and the 2ndSisPod too. Well, except the ones I couldn't find. I believe you can enjoy the threads a lot more if you actually listen to the playlists.

      Btw, sorry for the many typos I fail to catch. If it's a manga chapter, I can check it several times when I'm finished translating, but I seriously can't go through a thread with 1000 posts that many times.

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    3. Wow pretty much ? If someone want to listen to the bigSisPod I'm actually updating a youtube playlist ( http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3v0H1Qj_H7_RCqCU-BG4u8MccoHRmdrp ) enjoy.

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    4. Hey, that's a great idea. Thanks for putting the playlist together. Looking at it now, it really is one clusterfuck of a playlist.

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  9. Very interesting read, reminds me a lot of Molester Man. I hope it has a good ending.

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  10. I like it, I can't wait to see the rest of it translated.
    Thanks Translatorfag.

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  11. This is really fascinating, thanks.

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  12. Oh man, this is great. Did the threads stop there or are there more to be translated? I need to know what happened to fapwatch and glasses.

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  14. Thanks a ton for translating these TF.
    Btw anon, you sadly listed your playlist as private.

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  15. I don't want to sound like an ungrateful asshole but please translate the rest of this. I've read the whole thing three times and the lack of updates is killing me.

    Anyway, thanks for what you've translated so far and thanks for the other 2ch thread translations too. I love this kind of stuff.

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    1. No, I'm the asshole for starting several projects and putting them on hold because of other projects. So much to translate, so little time.

      I'm working more on Bonfire Neet and the Molester Man threads these days, so FapWatchBird will have to wait. Sorry.

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    2. profound sadness.
      I wish I had a time machine.

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    3. Oh, I'm happy that you intend to continue translating it, even if it takes some time. I was afraid that you had really stopped :(

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  16. Thanks for your hardwork on the 2ch stuff, and i dont want to bother much, but can you tl a summary for this thread: http://blog.livedoor.jp/yuitannel/archives/1023355571.html its a horror one, cant understand much of its content. if possible thanks.

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    1. It's about a guy who goes to a love hotel with a girl who seemed normal at first but went apeshit crazy and violent when he's having sex with her. He manages to get out of there and calls the police, but she keeps stalking him, sending him weird messages and calling him. He later finds out that she has a multiple personality disorder.

      Sorry to disappoint you though, but the story isn't real. The OP admits at the end that he made it all up to scare some people on 2ch because it was the day of the Bon festival that is held to honor the spirits of one's ancestors.

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    2. Oh thanks very much, and its great you actually noted that its not real. Thanks a lot again for the help!

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  17. I'm absolutely entranced by your work on these threads. It's so entertaining reading these.

    Would you happen to know if it's true that Fapbirdwatch was adapted into a manga? If so, I'd so like to read it.

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    1. Thank you for the nice comment.

      Yes, there is a Fapwatchbird manga, but it hasn't been updated for years now. It's the reason I started translating the threads in the first place. I was hoping the artist, who is an anonymous poster from 2ch, would pick up the manga again while I was translating the threads. I still haven't given up hope yet.

      Here's homepage of the manga:

      http://mizuirodori.g.ribbon.to/

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    2. Boon you rule, thanks for this. People like you are why I want to get better at the language.

      Granted, VIP speak isn't exactly the ideal way to learn a language, but it makes for an excellent gateway into all sorts of interesting things worth learning about like news, technology, culture, etc. Translator's notes are sometimes the funnest things to read for this reason.

      That said, keep it up! You've got some interesting taste, so the stuff you bring over is always a pleasure to read.

      ... albeit way too addicting.

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